dartfaerie (dartfaerie) wrote in vaghags,
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So this one time...

I was on a lesbian cruise, and I met Her Royal Cheesiness running the Scratch N' Snatch bingo game on the Lido deck. I was completely in awe of her, because it was of course, a nude lesbian cruise. Who knew she had a tattoo of Ron Jeremy on her left butt cheek?! And Danny Bonaduche on the right?! And she can make them kiss?! I was completely awe struck, and nearly fell overboard to be eaten alive by sharks. Thank god she saved me with her Kung-Fu grip. :)

PRAISE VAGYNAFONDUE! I wish I was as cool as her, I really really do.
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