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Wednesday, July 19th, 2006
4:53 pm

vagynafondue
Hey guys. I'm super serious about this Blogathon 2006 thing, because I've always wanted to do something good for a charity (in this case, Animal Friends) but am too lazy to run a 5K, et al. I was wondering if you guys could pass along my Blogathon profile to see if maybe someone would sponsor me. I've got three pledges so far, but would love to get more.

There's no minimum pledge, so if one only felt financially capable of donating a lump sum of $1, that's acceptable! Nothing is due until the 24 hours is up on July 30.

Here's my thingie:

http://www.blogathon.org/sponsor.php?blog_id=366

Please please please, post it in your journal, MySpace, email it to your friends/family--whatever you feel like doing to help me out! The more pledges I get, the more apt I'll be to stay up for 24 hours and get it done, yo!

Thanks guys:)

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Saturday, January 28th, 2006
1:52 am - VA

ms_hecubus
Hi, I'm Michelle and I'm a Vag Hag.

I haven't been on LJ for weeks, but there is one journal I'm up to date on. Yes, you guessed it. I couldn't go a second longer without finding out how our darling Ruby and her precious tick are doing. Oh, yeah, and Hoover too, I guess.

BTW, is it too late to apply for the job of delivery coach? I have the perfect motivational technique. I won't give away all of my secrets, but it involves lots of shouting and quotes from Pee-Wee's Big Adventure.

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Sunday, January 15th, 2006
5:51 pm

clemidia
Ruby, Ruby, Ruby.

Don't take yer bones to town.

Nobody gave mouth like you. Nobody licked liked me the way you did.

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Ruby.

Don't take yer bones to town.

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I'll never forget the time I fixed you up on a blind date. Too bad you weren't blind:
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God knows, you needed gloves. And, furball medication.

Then, there was the time we got enrolled in the witness protection program. GOD, what were we THINKING?!
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No one could keep a home like you...
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No one made me feel so special like you:

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Ruby. Don't take yer bones to town.

I have lime in the backseat.

The End.

current mood: nostalgic

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Thursday, December 1st, 2005
10:19 am - Introductions, all 'round

pallid_regina
Hi. My name is Regan and I'm a vaghag.

My addiction to Erin started about a year ago. I can't even remember who pointed me her direction, but the next thing I knew I was reading all her posts, going back into her archives and even COMMENTING to try and get her to give me more. It happened so fast, I mean...
*bites back tears*
you just don't realize it's become an addiction until it's TOO LATE.

Suddenly, I was driving to Ohio just to get a glimpse of her! I found myself waiting to see if she would mention me in her LJ, insult me, ANYTHING to show that she was still there for me, still fulfilling my NEED.

Now I'm taking things one day at a time. Sometimes I call her, but I try not to get too greedy. Yes, I'm planning a shower for her, but does that really constitute falling OFF the wagon, or is it jumping ON? Of course I still have her image plastered over every available wall space in my home, and on some of the dogs, but Rome wasn't built in a day. The candle in my VagynaShrina still burns strong, but I hope one day to know that I live VagHag Strong!

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Friday, November 25th, 2005
2:17 am - Eulogy For a Departed Friend

catseye9
As someone who witnessed the majority of Ruby's life, I have many memories that speak of the kind of person she was- someone who could make any situation an experience not to be forgotten.

Of these memories of Ruby, several always will make me think back on my friend fondly: Ticktacking at the apartment complex she lived in, picking ice cream places out of the phone book to drive to, night-time games of sardines in the church parking lot, eating peas on the front porch of her parents' house in high school, the infamous vegetarian dinner party with our "stalker", haunted house marathon weekends, meeting the random people she pulled off the sidewalk and from chatrooms, her getting out of the car and dancing in the middle of Liberty Avenue to An Everlasting Love while I mumbled something about her having Tourette's to passersby, our compilation tape "Erin and Janna Sing Lite FM", spying with a mirror and video camera on her neighbor, Tampon, who was trying to break into her own basement, spying on the Newman look alike who was going through the trash, creating clothes for a pickle, laughing very inappropriately in church at certain other people and getting in trouble with Brian, and the emergency and covert trip to Uniontown to find out if her bf had truly gone on vacation and all of the creative ways of trying to figure out where he actually lived.

I'm sure Ruby is in heaven at this moment rollerskating with Jesus and discussing her idea for a restaurant, The Rusty Nail.

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Monday, November 21st, 2005
2:50 pm - Eulogy for a beloved pet...I mean FRIEND

pallid_regina
What can someone say about a person like Erin?

*breaks down in hysterical wails and waterworks*
*gathers self, bites lip, and attempts to begin again*

She was...the mother of my children and the light of my life. I strove to be like her, to be liked by her and to like liking her, like I did.

Erin...wait...

*pulls out crumpled up wad of paper from pocket*

E is for your Energy, clear and fierce and true
R is for your Rawness, beating all through you
I is for your Ire, always ready to awake
N is for your Nose, which I never did pretend to take

I think this sums it up.

*breaks down again and has to be carried off*

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Sunday, July 31st, 2005
2:48 pm - Happy Birthday Ruby!!

leota
Sorry I didn't wish you a happy birthday yesterday. When I got home from work it was thundering and lightning and I was afraid to stay on the internets. *shiver*

Wishing you a happy year with lots of hot water and electricity! Love you! ***birthday hugs***

Love,
Jenn :)

current mood: happy

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Monday, February 14th, 2005
6:37 pm - What Valentine's Day means to me
vicious_kitten Ok, seeing as how it's Valentine's Day, and Miss Ruby needs her ego stroked, I thought I'd share this little story with all y'all:

When I was younger, around 10 or so, my best friend/worst enemy/next door neighbor and I were walking home from school one afternoon. She was walking in front of me, kicking dirt on me, talking down to me, ridiculing me because I was a year younger than her (my chubbiness, big pink-framed glasses, and bad perm didn't help the situation, either), hurling abuse at me as per usual, and all of a sudden she says to me, "We all know what 'pop a hard on' means. Do you?" I guess "we" referred to her and all her cool/lame friends. Either that or she was using the royal first-person plural. HA! Queen my ass!

Of course, I had no idea what she was talking about, but I pretended like I did. After all, I didn't want to seem uncool, especially around someone who was a whole year older than me. So I said, "Yeah, I know what it means!" and she just laughed. She knew I was a dumbass.

The funny thing was that I didn't quite hear what she said and not understanding the meaning of hard on at the time, I thought she said, "pop a HEART on." Afterwards, in an effort to solve the mystery I had encountered during that puzzling exchange, my head was filled with visions of hearts popping up, like they were spring-loaded or something. I knew it had to do with sex and possibly penises, but it wasn't until much later that I figured it all out, to my surprise and great relief.

So, whenever Valentine's Day rolls around, I am reminded of that day so many years ago. With all the heart imagery that keeps popping up on February 14, how could I not be reminded?

And that is what Valentine's Day means to me: hard boners with hearts on them, springing out of nowhere! SPROING!

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY, MOTHERFUCKERS!

Wishing you much love and big "hearty" boners not just today but every day,
Heather
ex! oh!

current mood: geeky

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3:34 pm

vagynafondue
All I wanted for Christmas was some vaghags activity. Did I get it?

NO.

So, all I want for Valentine's Day is some vaghags lovin'. This holiday should not be reserved for couples.

Look around you. Who do you see?

Why, I see catseye9 with her lonely unsigned Valentine card that she bought for herself. And I see vicious_kitten with her recently burnt hand and big boobies. livinginoctober is in the corner with a big detachable weener and no one to use it on talk to.

So go! Consort and be convivial. Pick one person from the list of members and post an entry specifically for them. Tell her that her hair stinks of strawberries. Ask her how much she weighs. Demand to know if she likes anal. We're all adults here. And then when you find your new BFF you can thank me.

Happy Valentine's Day, my homies.

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Saturday, December 11th, 2004
4:35 pm

vagynafondue
How about if everyone makes an introductory post to get to know each other? You guys were all handpicked to be here and I think you'd all probably like each other.

DO IT (this means you, too, catseye9).

And you can use this opportunity to ask your leader any questions, pertinent or otherwise, that you may want to know about her.

current mood: bored

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Sunday, December 5th, 2004
7:06 pm - Shut It

livinginoctober
Here's some good stuff for your soul.

New Kids On The Block
Hangin Tough

Oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh oh

Listen up everybody if you wanna take a chance
Just get on the floor and do the New Kids' dance
Don't worry 'bout nothing 'cause it won't take long
We're gonna put you in a trance with a funky song
'Cause you gotta be…

Hangin' tough
Hangin' tough
Hangin' tough
Are you tought enough?
Hangin' tough
Hangin' tough
Hangin' tough
We're rough (rough rough)
Oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh

Everybody's always talkin' 'bout who's on top
Don't cross our path 'cause you're gonna get stomped
We ain't gonna give anybody any slack
And if you try to keep us down we're gonna come right back
And you know we're…

Hangin' tough
Hangin' tough
Hangin' tough
Are you tough enough?
Hangin' tough
Hangin' tough
Hangin' tough
We're rough (rough, rough)

Oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh oh

Get loose everybody 'cause we're gonna do our thing
'Cause you know it ain't over 'till the fat lady sings
Yo check it out
Everybody's…

Hangin' tough
Oh oh oh oh oh
Just hangin' tough
Oh oh oh oh oh
Hangin' tough
Oh oh oh oh oh
Just hangin' tough
Oh oh oh oh oh
Hangin' tough
Oh oh oh oh oh
Just hangin' tough…

There you go. I posted. Eat me.

current mood: bouncy

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8:47 pm

vagynafondue
There once was a time when I considered each and every one of you friends. But then I looked at the calendar of this golden community and gasped when I saw that there hasn't been a proper update since September 23, 2004. Do you realize that's TEN WEEKS AGO??

You bastards made me cry.

current mood: suicidal

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Thursday, September 23rd, 2004
1:02 pm - My low-tech, ghetto advert. Feel free to borrow this.

_fabulosity_
A big obnoxious ad, just for Ruby.Collapse )

Now you can use it too! Take up your whole page! Annoy your friends list. It's all for Saint Ruby.

Code: < center >< img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v39/msuzann/ophelia.jpg" >
< small >This is what happened to me when I didn't join < lj comm="vaghags" >.
Join now, before the same thing happens to you.< /small >< /center >
(Without the spaces, of course)

♥ Miranda

current mood: easily amused

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1:22 pm

vagynafondue
So. Now what?

This community is boring. I'm losing interest in it. And what are you guys going to do to rectify that?

Go like, honor me or something. Whoever does the best thing gets a prize. Maybe. If I get a job. Or else the winner will settle for a pasta shell sculpture.

Also, I want more members. People who I don't know, but will be nice to me. That's your mission. If you don't do this, I'll probably kill myself. I've been suicidal of late.

Did that work? Or am I paddling the guilt boat too far from shore?

Anyway, use this code to promote:


<center><a href="http://www.livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user=vaghags"><img src="http://home.comcast.net/~eatmymustard/vagbanner.gif" border="3" alt=""></a></center>


Or make your own for brownie points.

current mood: bored

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Thursday, September 16th, 2004
5:12 pm

vagynafondue
What's everyone's favorite band?

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Saturday, September 11th, 2004
5:50 pm - Love is in the square
vicious_kitten I wanted to share one of my favorite memories of Ruby. It was when we first appeared together on Hollywood Squares...

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2:04 pm

vagynafondue
Fine, since all of you little brats need spoon-fed when it comes to posting here, I'll give you an assignment:

Well, I mean, when I get time. You know. I'm really really busy. Really busy.

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Wednesday, September 8th, 2004
2:26 pm - So this one time...

dartfaerie
I was on a lesbian cruise, and I met Her Royal Cheesiness running the Scratch N' Snatch bingo game on the Lido deck. I was completely in awe of her, because it was of course, a nude lesbian cruise. Who knew she had a tattoo of Ron Jeremy on her left butt cheek?! And Danny Bonaduche on the right?! And she can make them kiss?! I was completely awe struck, and nearly fell overboard to be eaten alive by sharks. Thank god she saved me with her Kung-Fu grip. :)

PRAISE VAGYNAFONDUE! I wish I was as cool as her, I really really do.

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4:31 pm - there was this one time...

chunkstyle4
when the queen vagyna was trying to take a road trip to my home- and somehow ended up in a rural hick town (much like her own)... and ran into two rabid beasts. (or women) they got mouthy with her, (i have scars to prove that getting smart with her is a BAD idea). she took out her 10 inch machete, but decided that a stabbing would leave too much DNA evidence. So, she ended up making the REALLY smelly one swallow her own underwear, and then kicked the pregnant girl in the stomach thus causing her to miscarry.

it was really cool.

VAGHAG 4 lyfe!!!! w3rd.

i love ruby!!!!!!!!

current mood: crazy

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4:25 pm

vagynafondue
So.

How 'bout that weather, eh?

Ok, come on everyone. Seriously. Let's start posting here, for real. Go ahead. Would it help if I gave you topics?

current mood: cold

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